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jews!!!!!

secretly gnomes!!!!
i hate jews!!!!!!
by gnomehunter39 December 12, 2022
mugGet the jews!!!!!mug.

Jews (Hitlers Toy)

Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?

-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019
mugGet the Jews (Hitlers Toy)mug.

Sorry UD Jews

I’m sorry if I’m annoying you guys.

I’m just starting to get a little edgy. I feel like I’m stuck in a rut.

I’m not really sure what to do. And my future seems a bit uncertain…
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
mugGet the Sorry UD Jewsmug.

jewish jew jews jew

Osama: You're like the Jewish jew jews jew!

Me: Yes.
by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017
mugGet the jewish jew jews jewmug.

crack jew

nigger etas some shit ans then he somkes some crack jew
by Pussylover696969 August 8, 2017
mugGet the crack jewmug.

Jew Fold

A Jew Fold is when you take money, or another valuable piece of paper, and fold it in such a way that it looks like you have more than you actually do. Usually this requires intricate folding techniques to make it look legit. Only a true Jew can master the Jew Fold!
"Damn look at this picture Mark posted. He's got bank!"
"Nah man, he's just using a Jew Fold. Look, you can even see the folds in the cash."
by Da man 420 November 3, 2020
mugGet the Jew Foldmug.

Jew dog

A person that does not pay their bills. A Jew dog will usually swindle friends and family for their own benefit. Also known as doing a ryan Newton.
Someone did a ryan Newton on me the other day I was spewing. What a Jew dog.
by Ballinasfck October 19, 2022
mugGet the Jew dogmug.

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