Dry January

The female version of no nut november

Sorry I can’t come over tonight, it’s dry January.

by Dadavasa February 4, 2024

January

January a beautiful, sweet and loving soul. Always there for her friends you can always count on her.

The perfect girlfriend material

January always there to make you smile

by Laurence97 November 22, 2021

january 16th

If you are born on January 16th and your name happens to be Daniel. Just know your girlfriend loves you so much and you are the most perfect person in the entire world.

ps…don’t tell him but i wanna take his last name shhhhh

oh its January 16th it’s the perfect person named Daniel that i love so much’s birthday

by rotatedballs January 23, 2022

January Pringle

When you find that Pringle you dropped under the couch in the month of January after you said you were going to try to eat healthy as your New Years resolution and then eat the dirty, nasty, dust covered chip because you’re a fat pig who can’t resist the almighty temptations of Julius Pringles.

I had my January Pringle last night. It was surprisingly well preserved.

by TheAmazingJKCoolio October 31, 2021

16th January

if you were born in this here you are pretty much very cool and swag :)

xx: you are so cool
you: ik i was born in 16th january

by iloveeehottmoms November 22, 2021

january

prolly the best and worst month of the year. worst part is culminating and exams but the best part is that the semester finishes!

awh fuck bro i got my math exam on january 27

by hamburger2020 March 3, 2023

January 4

The that that the best queen of the fucking word was born

Paula Gallo, the queen of Argentina, was born on the January 4th

by Pitogordo345 October 16, 2019