Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
by Joyousguy June 30, 2016
by ThatOneSusFriend December 06, 2022
A "Russian Candle" is when a "Man" Cums inside of a girl whilst on period and at that point the "Girl" will spread her vagina and let the Red and White Communist concoction drip out of the vagina.
by Mrboulder May 29, 2020
by lil cheese69696996 May 08, 2021
We are Babylonian but blind, blond, red haired. Better said subrace.
Eastern European countries not South.
Hungary and sometimes if you just born that way from one parent or random.
Eastern European countries not South.
Hungary and sometimes if you just born that way from one parent or random.
The Russian Race is pissed off!
by Gonzalo555777 March 01, 2025
When the takeaway is finished and you fit the smaller boxes in the larger ones so they take up less bin-space.
The blue bin was already full of Ed Sheeran CDs so I made a Greasy Russian Doll to get the bizarre boxes in.
by Helena Bone 'em-Carter March 17, 2021
Chris said to his co worker matt, "ey! U ever try the russian wheelchair after eating steak and turnips, dude u will remember every moment of it!"
Matt walked the fuck away like a bitch....
Matt walked the fuck away like a bitch....
by Jack the stool August 28, 2017