Russian Sneeze

A sneeze that is unique to Russia and the surrounding countries. They commonly look like a regular sneeze with a gunshot or heavy artillery shot in place of the sound.

European : "Sneeze"
Russian : "T-34 76.2mm HEAT Round Sound"
European: "Wow that was a Russian Sneeze"

by DarkestVoids April 1, 2021

Russian Doll

Trying to take her clothes off to get her naked - but there are so many layers to take off.

We were on the bed and i was undressing her. it took forever! she was a russian doll!

by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021

Russian dust storm

Sprinkle cocaine on a strippers asshole the put your face in front of her asshole and your friend punches her in the stomach making her fart the cocaine into your face.

Dude Frank and I fucked this hooker last night and we did the Russian dust storm on her!!!

by Captaincatshit April 19, 2021

Russian

1. General term used by imbeciles, who do not understand the difference between slavic cultures

2. Term for people who live inside of the Russian Federation, or who are of descent from a native family in the territory.

1. 22 IQ Person: HEY LOOK ITS A RUSSIAN

"Russian" guy: (speaks Polish)

2. Guy #1: Didja know? I'm 23% Russian.

Guy #2: Why would you tell me the statistic? Just say you're 1/4 Russian.

by RussianWithAPassion April 21, 2021

Russian Avalanche

Where you cum on a girls hair and shake it with your ass.

My boyfriend gave me a russian avalanche

by lil cheese69696996 May 8, 2021

Russian Teabag

A tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (vaginally for women, anally for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to pass through the digestive system.

Carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a Russian Teabag.

by dingleningle October 27, 2012

The Russian Curse

Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.

Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.

by fuckinghateme August 27, 2013