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Human screen record

when you vomit and crap at the same time, an extreme version of a human screenshot
Damn, that was one funky human screen record. I should probably see a doctor
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Human Operating System

Human Operating System or HOS is

an operating system designed by and for humans. The operating system is what allows you the user, a human to function and complete tasks.
The reason Gary is speaking with an English accents is that his human operating system (HOS) default setting is British.
by Snake Master November 10, 2020
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
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Human Molotov

The act of drinking a large amount of gasoline (BRAND NEW REFERENCE) then lighting your mouth on fire and jumping off a building.
Bro did you see that dude do the Human Molotov at the Carcass concert?! That was fucking metal bro.
by BRANDNEWYAYAYA July 20, 2025
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Human Squirt Gun

When a woman is able to squirt her pussy juice out like a squirt gun when ever she wants
by TheUsedTampon December 25, 2020
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The School of Human Kindness

When public or private help is unavailable to get the help one needs, or if one is unable to recognize one is not doing well, one takes suggestions from graduates of the school of human kindness.
Say, you look like you famished! Go to the Pizza Bar and and buy yourself some pizza!! The School of Human Kindness!!
by Hedbut December 12, 2017
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