Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
by Some Dumbass August 20, 2008
every friday, the one person in your circle of friends who you pick on all the time about being gay is designated to give "free head" on fridays.
by FHF Special May 19, 2009
AFR or Age free Role playing simply means in a nut shell just what it says Age free role playing meaning there will no restrictions what so ever on what will or will not be role played based on a characters age period.
T.A.F.R or Total age free role playing mean that there will be no restrictions on what will or will not be role played based on age period.
T.A.F.R or Total age free role playing mean that there will be no restrictions on what will or will not be role played based on age period.
by Age Free role player June 28, 2022
aye steven let's go over to Aarons house to fix our scooters, oh wait nevermind he left "free my foo Aaron"
by Goobberrr December 13, 2020
by tm14 November 13, 2019
July 3rd is the anniversary of all the people who left Invadedlands, whether because of the drama or because it was toxic.
by lolmynameisfred7 July 03, 2021
Where children go to have all of their sanity, hope, dreams, happiness, and individuality be destroyed.
{pain} {suffering} {traumatic} {hell}
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“Hey I really fucking hate my kid and I want them to suffer for atleast 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.”
“Oh! You should send them to Garrison Union Free School! They’re great at destroying the souls of children both big and small!”
“Oh! You should send them to Garrison Union Free School! They’re great at destroying the souls of children both big and small!”
by Abby Moriarty October 25, 2018