flatulistic

1. adj. used to describe something especially full of farts

2. adj. describing anything downright foul and stinky

1. I was sitting in class, having a damn flatulistic time of it, when the fire alarm went off. whew!

2. That dive we got tossed out of was flatulistic anyway!

by J.Paul January 20, 2004

flataka

A super awesome holiday in which peole take those little yellow flowers, smush them on someone's pants, then rip off all the petals and throw them to that person, saying "happy flataka!" Flataka is like a day for friendship!

"Happy Flataka!"

by kerple karne May 5, 2009

flattened fauna

a dead animal (or dead animals) in the road

Although deer make up the smallest number of the reported flattened fauna, they are one of the most infamous examples because they instinctively run in the direction of the hazard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2010

Flatline

The act of not responding to a text, email, chat, or message.

So I got this girl's number at a party, but when I texted her, she flatlined me.

The guy accepted me on facebook, but whenever I chat him he flatlines me

by partyrocklifestyle November 13, 2011

flattergasted

A state of uncertainty, brought on by an unsolicited or unwarranted barrage of compliments. This sensation is typically followed by the raising of a bullshit alarm, and is most usually induced by a frenemy.

-"Oh, cutie, you have been so funny tonight...(later at the same party)...that's a really nice shirt. It really brings out your eyes, and I've never noticed how amazing they are...(yet again, later, same party)...this is the best sex I've ever had. I've never felt this way with anyone before. You are without doubt the best lover in the world"
- (you, all the while, thinking:) 'Uh, ok(?)...uh, whatever...Is she for-fucking-real? This was a mistake. I'm so utterly flattergasted right now. '

by jawasan August 5, 2015

Flattie

A girl with a flat chest.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A TRAP
She says she's a girl, but we all know she likes it in the butt so we ain't sure.

Josh - Hey, do you like Veronica
Aaron - Lol yeah shes cute.

Josh - Not you-you fucking fag.
Drake - Me?
Josh - Yeah.
Drake - Bitch, NO!
Josh - Why?
Drake - She's a fucking flattie lmao.

by Its Okay To Be Gay By The Way November 4, 2018

flathead

Flathead-
n. Refers to a person of asian descent, especially Vietnamese. The reason for the phenomina is the lack of a developed frontal lobe in Asians.

Hey, a flathead just rode by in a Civic

by formerPOW February 28, 2005