february people

the same people that make up a fraction of the population but commit half the crimes...

Person 1: Who are those people stealing fried chicken from KFC???
Person 2: It's just the february people committing crimes like usual...

by sirname_123 June 4, 2024

February 29

International racism day! free n-word passes for 24 hours

Guy 1: How is it going nigga.
Guy 2: You can't say that! It's even black history month!
Guy 1: chill it's February 29th.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: You see on February 29th Saint nigguals gives free n-word passes for all the good boys who havent done a racism in the past 4 years.
Guy 2: Oh great so I still can't say it
Guy 1: Why tho?
Guy 2: You know why you stupid ni

by Amongus the sussy January 17, 2024

February 28th

February 28th is National Nonchalant day

This is a day to recognize the nonchalant demons or be extremely nonchalant just because.

john: hey, why are you acting so nonchalant today?
sarah: havent you heard? its February 28th, aka national nonchalant day!
john: omg youre right! gotta tell nonchalant nathan

by shesthegreatest February 26, 2025

February 18

The most handsome and talented people are born in this day. Most of them are artists, heroes, politicians and scientists. They are independent and care others morn than themselves. If she/he is your girlfriend/boyfriend, you are lucky as hell.

February 18 born are so talented.

by Jolly Rodrigo November 23, 2021

February 24

Eat your bestie day!!

Omg did you hear about February 24?

Oh no what’s happening?
Sorry but I’m going to have to eat you then. Reserve yourself for me pls and ty!

by Michael Nichel February 24, 2021

February 26

The day you should send your boyfriend a picture of your soapy tits

“Send them on February 26!”

by iLoveSoapyTits February 15, 2024

February 26

Originally used on the social media app, TikTok. Slime(exterminate, take-life-of) your hb (homeboy) day. A day where you hunt your hb down partake in "sliming" him.

"Yo, better watch out on February 26 Benjamin. I'm coming for that ass"

by Pastey_MF February 23, 2025