Dutch windturbine

Not to be confused with the dutch windmill, its when a man is shorter than a woman, he does a standing 69 with his erect fleshy member in her mouth in mouth of much taller partner, this allows you to rotate about the inserted shaft

Dave was with a tall woman and was tired of licking her belly buttom, so he just did a Dutch windturbine on her face.

by ReEngineeredLife July 30, 2018

Dutch chick

Chicks with dicks

I was looking on the internet for hot dutch chicks and to my surprise the web site had chicks with dicks!

by Fronadil April 30, 2021

Dutch hello

Waking someone up with your morning wood, often utilizing for sex.

I woke up and he was giving me the Dutch hello! At first I thought it was just his wooden shoes, but it was his other wood...

by Scooter McBooter June 16, 2017

Dutch Smokestack

Sucking your own dick while smelling your own farts.

I gave myself a Dutch Smokestack last night, it was glorious

by IKilledALotOfJapsInWorldWarTwo June 13, 2021

Dutch Chandelier

occurs when a man hangs his cock-and-balls inches above his partner's face and lets them dangle.

Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.

by JD-Beanzor August 7, 2011

The Dutch Touch

A slogan of a Famous Dutch design company "PUIK". Who works together with talented Dutch Designers.

This beautifull clock has the dutch touch.

by PeterweltenPeterwellen July 4, 2017

Dutch oven

The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.

As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.

Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done

As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered

by Provo78 March 18, 2024