A Cock Of Seagulls

A gentleman with an overabundance of pubic hair so voluminous that it can be styled into 80's New Wave hairstyles.

"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009

Cock Pleaser

1- (noun) The mouth of a hot girl.

1- If she keeps running her cock pleaser, I am going to F It Up like a mad man!

2- You can often modify the term and add your name when you say the phrase. (EX) She kept flapping her "Don Pleaser" until I slapped my junk in it!

by ~The Don July 28, 2006

Cock Bulge

When a man wears pants ill-suited for the gargantuan package bestowed upon him by whatever God he believes in.

Chuck Norris leaned over and whispered into Dean's ear, "Check out Erik's monster cock bulge".

by Erik Schardin December 08, 2007

cock bait

adj. a person who attracts men

Chung: stacy is such a cock bait.

by cy, sy April 03, 2005

bus cock

term which refers to an erection occaisioned while sitting on a bus and being aroused by vibrations from its heavy deisel engine.

bus cocks=The Buzzcocks

by Pollie October 14, 2007

Cock Canyon

A chick with a cock canyon is a chick that has had a lot of sex with persons or herself leading her vagina to be a canyon for cocks.

James:Yo Ron. Guess what...Ana...Oh my god! Her cock canyon is so freakin loose! She was so wet too! It was like my dick had a swimming pool!
Rondel:Really? Damn. I think I'm gonna take a swim at Ana's if you know what I mean...

by James izzle July 01, 2005

cock fingering

Sticking a finger in the male urethra for sexual gratification.

I saw this video online of some chick cock fingering this guy. Ouch!

by ethersync February 09, 2007