Ass Clown

Someone who is making an ass out of themself while trying to be funny

Look at Jake over there making an assclown of himself.

by G Moore October 13, 2004

No Talent ass clown

Aaron Maldonado

Aaron Maldonado is a(n) no talent ass clown.

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

ass clown

like a rodeo clown, catches the viewers attention in order to annoy the living shit out of them, while wearing an ass hat.

Because of your ass clown tatics, i must ban you. - holpar

by Robja September 23, 2006

Transvestite Clown

Transvestite Clowns are girls that wear so much make-up, they look like drag queen clowns. They are usually HIGHLY insecure girls that nobody likes. They are whores and sleep with everybody. They're names usually end in vowels. They are also oblivious to the fact that nobody they know really likes them. They treat their friends like shit, but claim to be the best friend in the world. They also love having something to hang over your head, so they are always willing to lend money or give "forgiveness" for things they feel like you have to done to them. They are self-centered narcissistic whores that think the ENTIRE world revolves around them. Not only will they sleep with your boyfriends, friends and family members, they are also known to sleep with their OWN family members (uncles, dad-figures, etc.) and have no remorse for doing such. They can't keep a man longer than a week and somehow manage to lure boys/men with the promise of free (albeit, nasty) sex. They will sleep with your boyfriend, husband, brother, daddy, uncle, cousins, friends, and anyone else who is dumb enough to not see what a dirty whore she is. Eventually they have children that they don't take care of. They drug their children so they are more manageable. They don't help their children in school so they fail retarded grades like preschool and kindergarten. They also don't potty train their children until they are 6. They pop pills constantly and lie about it often.

Have you talked to bitch nuggets today??

No. That transvestite clown is probably at the beach with her dumb bitch mom, too fucked up to know her kids are drowning in the beach.

by ProperH8R May 6, 2011

Angsto the Clown

The king of public access, Angsto the Clown was the most popular television show produced on Columbus, Ohio public access television and seen in Los Angeles, Chicago and New York. The show was the subject of a Federal Court case concerning obscenity first filed by the management and funded by the City of Columbus, Ohio against producer and star Howard Luken. Their case was thrown out by Federal Judge Graham with the statement they had made a "disorderly rush to the courthouse". Luken later filed a Common Pleas case against the City and station when they continued to refuse to air his program. The station management later transferred it back to Federal Court where it languished for years until in 1999 a jury of 6 elderly women and 2 elderly men found the single show legally obscene in less than 45 minutes of "deliberation", this after the judge disallowed every item of evidence presented by plaintiff Luken's attorneys. Luken continued to air programs until the City voted to discontinue funding for the station and shut down public access.

There once was Angsto the Clown from Columbus,
who's program caused such a ruckus
the City went crazy
the verdict was hazy.
Is free speech a fungus among us?

by H. Luken January 8, 2009

Insane Clown Posse

The Insane Clown Posse. Comprised of John Utsler (Shaggy 2 Dope) and Joseph Bruce(Violent J).A band universally hated & loved at the same time. At the center of crazy controversies sometimes involving a hatchet, a bottle of Faygo, (Detroit based soft drink) or Some face paint. Well, I'm writing this to put the truth. They are..... Good. I mean this is several ways. Their lyrics are never going to be universally honored as the greatest of all time, but they're still good.

(Truth is happiness is in your own hands,
How you perceive **** believe it is. It's all you
Some of us sad fools can't help it
Livin' in a bad mood
**** hurts, then it only gets worse
They don't get it not even the experts

But trust me it won't last forever
You hit bottom **** finally gets better...)

-Shaggy 2 Dope, Forever
That also expresses the other way of "good" I mentioned earlier. These guys, underneath the ghetto exterior and facepaint, are guys with hearts who don't want to see their fans end up burning in hell, alone in prison or dying from an overdose, they want to see them go to Shangri-la, (which is not juggalo exclusive, just a term for heaven in Juggalo lingo). All the dumb stuff that the so-called fans,( the ones who did horrific things), did these not because ICP told them to. Give me a song where they, (metaphorically), look their listener in the eye and say goo kill someone.

ICP is of God. They bring the true juggles to god, though their means are very unconventional.

Insane Clown Posse
Dark Carnival
Twiztid

by It's just me the juggalo July 26, 2013

mad clown disease

a 3 piece Punk Band Trashing Songs , and having a fucking excellent time doing it...people leaving the show are often affected by mad clown disease, which induces the inner Clown within to explode, bring undetermined concequences

Oh "Mad Clown Disease"are on i think ill take off my top and expose myself to all.

by rev_neil October 12, 2007