candy cigs

what the badass mfst puffs on to get our nic fix at SMC. fuckin right, candy cigs. and you dont even need a lighter....

"dude, those candy cigs are primo!"

by Goulet April 2, 2005

candy caning

the act of driving around during the Christmas season and stealing plastic candy canes from peoples' yards

"Dude I'm so tired. I was out all last night candy caning with friends. My trunk is full."

by chottpocket December 23, 2011

Candybar!

A phrase Mark used during a short term of school!
Was so famous that it was recorded once.

Say it! Say it!
I'm not your Puppet.
Please?
Candybar!

by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009

Candy(name)

The name Candy means 'candy'. People with the name Candy are rude, bossy. Mean, stubborn, crazy, and a cry-baby. So if you have a friend or realative named Candy, you better avoid her!!

A: It's just slime! Why do I need to cry over that?
B: but slime is special!
A: I don't know your name, but you're a Candy(name).

by FDKFIDBFUEDKNFIJFF June 2, 2017

Taking candy from a baby

Being older than 18 and taking a child’s virginity

I saw Mario at the park yesterday taking candy from a baby. I was surprised because he is a 32 year old man.

by Tay&A January 29, 2019

Old guy with candy

basiclly a slut
cuz they basically throw them selves on you like an old guuy with candy

man i hooked up w/ jess last night.
she was so easy she was like an old guy with candy.

by Isaac756 January 7, 2008

Caddyshacking

The act of ejaculating in ones hand, then promptly slapping your woman with the jizz filled palm.

Woah dude, did you hear how hard Ron has been caddyshacking his girl lately?

by Ronaldo Stevens November 2, 2017