Christianity
The most awesome and true religion. They are cool, smart, nice, and are mostly Republicans. Most Christians are not rich, corrupted, and democratic morns.
Christianity by The Bible Theorist May 12, 2021
Your Local Fanatic Christian
A member of a cult that worships the idea of a powerful being. They tend to try to convert you with a positive attitude, and yet hate on everyone that does not believe in their religion or go against whatever is in the one and only Bible. They are very easy to spot and are a bit of a Narc. They try to bribe you with food and high-fives. Don't fall for their tricks.
"Dude look out it's your local fanatic Christian!"
"Oh damn thanks for warning me man, I don't want them wasting my time trying to make me go to church and join their cult".
"No problem man, don't want you heading the wrong path in life".
"Oh damn thanks for warning me man, I don't want them wasting my time trying to make me go to church and join their cult".
"No problem man, don't want you heading the wrong path in life".
Your Local Fanatic Christian by I*Am*A*Mistake June 22, 2018
Christian Slater
Christian Slater by Pommel Horse October 8, 2008
Christianity
The best religion of them all.
God has the power and he will save you as long as you believe in him! God, along with his crucified son Jesus will try to make peace on the Earth.
Though this beautiful mission is very hard to fulfill because of another very idiotic religion, who brainwashes its followers, called islam! The mission will be fulfilled.
Islam is the source of all bad on the Earth. It results in terrorism and every muslim (a follower of Islam) is a terrorist - sadly enough!
Allah (the god of islam) is worshiped like the christian god (God), but they are not the same because the do not repersent the same qualities! God is beautiful, Allah is satan!
Islam and Christianity will never agree with each other.
This hostility has resulted in many wars throughout the history of humanity.
Don't be fooled by islam!
God will help you the trough hard times! He will be grateful if you are grateful of his presence. God will love you if you love him!
If christianity "ruled" the world - there would a peace!
God has the power and he will save you as long as you believe in him! God, along with his crucified son Jesus will try to make peace on the Earth.
Though this beautiful mission is very hard to fulfill because of another very idiotic religion, who brainwashes its followers, called islam! The mission will be fulfilled.
Islam is the source of all bad on the Earth. It results in terrorism and every muslim (a follower of Islam) is a terrorist - sadly enough!
Allah (the god of islam) is worshiped like the christian god (God), but they are not the same because the do not repersent the same qualities! God is beautiful, Allah is satan!
Islam and Christianity will never agree with each other.
This hostility has resulted in many wars throughout the history of humanity.
Don't be fooled by islam!
God will help you the trough hard times! He will be grateful if you are grateful of his presence. God will love you if you love him!
If christianity "ruled" the world - there would a peace!
Christianity by The Crusader of God's true luv November 5, 2011
Christiana
Christiana by Big Body Adoni April 15, 2019
Christian Pulisic
A certain American soccer player who misses sitters, gets manhandled by the Pexico national team, and scores pens.
Christian Pulisic by Pexishit FC April 11, 2022