Blood Joint

A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.

Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...

"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous

"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You

by ProphetOfTheGoat October 20, 2011

Bitch blood

Anyone who caught Covid and suffered from it or died.

People who weren't affected don't have bitch blood.

Jason: " Yeah Kenny got covid and is being hospitalized."

Brody: "Dudes got bitch blood- his genes are inferior."

by Dingodong45 May 18, 2021

bird blood

Bird blood is the ultimate form of bird.....it is the bird god of murder

When you have run out of words to say or the conversation could use some spice just say BIRD BLOOD in a screech and you will be recognized as the bird god of murder

by StubbyWubby September 11, 2020

blood falcon

a blue falcon covered in blood

i just saw a blood falcon flying over us

by dfrewsd November 6, 2022

Blood ain't thicker than my daughter

Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"

bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying

by fuckhand November 18, 2021

blood transplant

When two girls 69 on their periods.

friend: “did you do it round Mayas”
her: “Yeah, she asked me round and we did a blood transplant”

by wiggley_woo October 19, 2025

Blood Rocket

When a chick wearing high heels crushes your balls, then makes you ejaculate red.

"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."

by Daddy_issues July 29, 2019