Reggie Ball

To blunder or make an embarrassing mistake. In general, Reggie Balling refers to the state or condition of not meeting a desirable or intended objective. It may be viewed as the opposite of success.

"I Reggie Balled the dinner and we had to eat out"; "the pianist Reggie Balled the difficult passage in the second movement"

by Mark Pringle December 31, 2007

Ball Sactus

When a male shaves his testicles and afterwards neglects to shave them for an extended amount of time resulting in hair growth that becomes prickly (much like a miniature bulbous cactus) and pokes the testicles or inner thighs constantly in a painful manner.

"Bruce thought he was going to have intercourse last weekend and shaved his testicles on Friday before going out for the evening. It's now Thursday and he told me that he hasn't shaved his nuts since last Friday, he must have a seriously irritated ball sactus."

by Joe CBone March 11, 2007

dropped the ball

When Randy Moss fucked The Patriots over by letting the ball slip from his fingers with less than a minute left in the 2008 Superbowl.

Randy Moss sure dropped the ball, what an epic failure.

by PatrikM January 11, 2009

blue balled

Intentional arousal of a male almost to the point of release, but denying ejaculation for a prolonged time to greatly intensify the final climax. Used often in BDSM, female on male or male-on-male in gay sexual games. Standard in the male tickling fetish community, it produces prolonged, heavy ejaculation in the highly sought-after male "double orgasm".

After being tickled blue balled for an hour, his incredible orgasm made him pass out.

by teetiger October 16, 2008

brown balls

when you jet diarreah so viciously out of your ass into the toilet bowl that it splashes up and coats your balls brown like cherries dipped in chocolate.

Dude! Rebecca's drunk! I'm gonna try to teabag her while I have brown balls and make her look like Gary Coleman, High Five!

by laf & grow fat April 21, 2006

Ninja Ball

The act of farting into one's own hand, then "throwing" it into an unsuspecting target's face.

"Brian threw a ninja ball into Greg's mouth."

by Joe May 27, 2006

nipple ball

the natural phenomena occuring in teen males roughly between the ages of 13-17. the said phenomena occurs when the male nipple and the immediate area behind it develops a hard tissue in the form of a ball, sans "Nipple Ball." this "ball" generally stays for the duration of puberty and is extremely sensitive to touch, especially titty twisters, which in some cases, have been known to cause cancer in men with nipple ball. if you are affected by nipple ball, keep them safe at *ALL* costs.

*Note: Nipple Ball generally affects 1 nipple far worse then the other, but still occurs in both.

Toby: Hey, what the fuck is this hard thing on my nipple? It hurts like a mother fucker when I touch it.

Gomez: That's called Nipple Ball you twat! Now watch this as I titty twist it and effectively end your chances at ever procreating.

by john himself June 6, 2005