Glue Baby

When two adults with kids get together bundling half and step brothers & sisters together with not a lot on common, so they have a baby to glue the family together. A glue baby.

#: What do you mean your brother and sister have the same mum and dad as you?
#: ahhh, one comes from each, I'm just the glue baby, I hold it all together.

by missfrancis February 24, 2015

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Bulletproof Baby

This term originates from when any mom carrying a baby or pushing a baby stroller feels so entitled to space that she becomes immune from all danger or trouble. For example: When she is in a crowded shopping mall and she just barges straight thru all the people, like she is DARING someone to bump into to her or the baby. Also very common is for her to just walk right out into traffic without looking for cars, i.e. because she "has a baby". It is assumed this entitlement comes from the social factor that anybody harming the baby would be at fault, even though baby momma is acting recklessly. It may also happen because baby momma assumes if the baby gets hurt, she will have a big financial payout. This may be why bulletproof baby syndrome often occurs more in lower income areas, but still can happen in any economic strata.

Check out baby momma walking out into traffic without looking ........guess she's got bulletproof baby with her in the stroller , so she's the terminator now.

by SirWonky July 18, 2017

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Residue Baby

A residue baby is an infant born to a mother that used narcotics up until the discovery of her pregnancy. The baby is not a full-blown crack baby, but a residue baby.

What is wrong with that baby? It seems to be slightly twitching abnormally.
It's a residue baby! The mother was high on crack until the day she found out she was pregnant.

by Angel of the Knight February 16, 2023

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