Texas two step

When you put peanut butter on your asshole, taint, and balls and have her dog lick it off vigorously while you are balls deep in her honey pot

Goddamn; lisa and her dog baxter gave me the best texas two step I ever had

by Hammyboi69 November 15, 2019

texas dirty whip

Whilst the male proceeds to fuck a male/female in the dirty butt hole, preferably "doggy style", the giver quickly withdraws his "poop dick" then runs beside his receiver. Quickly and powerfully he proceeds to whip her/his back then quickly gets back inside before the other partner realizes what just happened.

Dirk: I was fornicating Gabe hard in the pooper last night when I went to preform the Texas Dirty Whip the fucker turned and i got him with a Mexican Cheese Saucer on accident.

John: Boss probably wasn't happy about that. At least he got his protein in for the day.

by BostonBoss September 13, 2012

texas round-about

When you drive along until you reach a dead and and have to to a U-turn

Turn here and then do a texas round-about

by debit_dave December 27, 2007

Texas A&M Fan

A No-Life UT Reject with hints of retardism.

"Hey you can't park in the handicapped spot!"
"I'm a Texas A&M Fan, Gig'em!"
"Oh okay nevermind your good."

by fijihasbiggay October 28, 2020

Texas Six-Shooter

The act of ejaculating on six girls at once, all wearing a cowboy hat

I was messin around last night and pulled out the old Texas Six-Shooter. Boy was it a mess.

by Gecko7372 June 13, 2019

Six Flags Over Texas

A theme park in Texas.
Fetures the tallest coaster in the state of Texas, Titan.
Next to the new Cowboys Stadium. Fetures 2 coaster enthuist.

Lol, My Example had to many CAPITOLS! Six Flags over Texas

by You know who... Richard...NELSON! June 10, 2008

St. Mark's School of Texas

the most old money private school in dallas

-Which school does he go to?

-St. Mark's School of Texas

-His grandpa is probably an oil tycoon

by bobsegar May 7, 2009