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weed

the best thing to exist. the only bad thing about it is that it could have memory loss and thats bad but it is also very good for you. i suggest to only do it when 18+
fag ass retard: why are you smoking weed?!!! its bad for you and can give you cancer!

me(very cool guy): shut up retard and have some.
fag ass retard: no ill get cancer at least ill live past 21 (idk why tf little ass kids use this lame ass response)

me: shut up
fag ass retard: *jumps off bridge*
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GMO weed

Weed that has been fucked with by the government, usually isn't natural and is sprayed with pesticides or heroin spray
1st Guy: Ay Yo , Bro you got that gas ?

2nd Guy: Yea it's that dispensary shi tho

1st Guy: Nah Cool man,ion smoke that GMO weed man ,i want that natural Ganja ,wah Gwan
by Mr.ionGiveADamn August 22, 2021
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Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.
by kurtisascholar November 23, 2016
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weed dell

by IDGT314 August 29, 2022
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Speed weed

Speed weed = weed that makes you speed .
Speed weed = speed in the form of weed
Speed weed = fast growing weed
why am I still awake, must be speed weed.
I grew some weed with a bag a speed as dirt now I got speed weed.
Dam that plant grew 15ft in 2 months must be speed weed.
by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024
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Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato
"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale
by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017
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charcuter-weed

Exactly like a charcuterie board with meats and cheeses EXCEPT replacing the meats and cheeses with all kinds of cannabis products. Think chocolate, full flower, ground flower, gummies, extracts, prerolls, and possibly infused cheese.
Take it easy on the charcuter-weed board or you may find yourself asleep in the corner while we are laughing and having a good time.
by persephone420 February 14, 2022
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