Mike Smith

The most basic, boring name ever.
Always the name of indie horror game protagonists.

Harry: Have you heard of Mike Smith?
Bob: Which one?

by DykarDyksson December 19, 2023

Bike Mike

A clever and experienced mult-tasker named Mike that uses his bike as his main transportation and was the first to bring the “electric bike” to Beach Blvd. He entertains his comrades with his clever one liners, sarcastic teasers and Super Sick playlist. Known for his loyalty, leadership, charisma, and respect for the street.

Bike Mike was cruising down Beach last night fast as hell rocking out to Misfit on his loud speaker. Yep Bike Mike is so rad!

by Fien-machine December 21, 2023

Mike OxTie-Knee

A way to trick people into saying "my cock's tiny"

puts contact name as "Mike OxTie-Knee"

phone rings
Phone's TTS voice: Incoming call from Mike OxTie-Knee.

by ComputerLover December 23, 2023

Mike

A friend who is chronically dyspraxic but he never fails to make you laugh.

Mike is dyspraxic but cool

by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024

Mike

A friend who is chronically dyspraxic but always makes you laugh

Mike is dispraxic but cool

by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024

Mike

The best friend you will ever have but he’s chronically dyspraxic.. He will never fail to make you laugh though!

Mike is a cool dude with dyspraxia.

by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024

Mike Wagon

That one guy in your friend group who keeps referring to “cabbage” until he gets one of the homies to laugh.

“Dude, when will Mike Wagon stop talking about cabbage??”

by msmithrealty6969 January 5, 2024