Swizzle Jacked

Jacked out of proportion. Normally used slang for a massive cock.

1.Bill is swizzle jacked like a nigger coming back from the convenience store with a forty and a bag of weed.

2. All the ladies know how swizzle jacked Bill is.

by Swizzle Jacked August 28, 2009

Jack Daniel

Yes, this is a Jack Daniel writing this. Hello. So, uhm, a Jack Daniel is someone who prefers to be called Daniel rather than Jack, and yeah, he can seem a bit timid at first, but once you get to know the lad, he's actually quite funny and sociable once he finally expresses himself. Jack is a great guy. Like a great guy, yeah, he makes mistakes at times. But he's Jack Daniel after all. Or should I say Daniel Jack???????

He doesn't want to be mistaken as:
Jak Daniel
Jak Danyul
JackD
Jack Danyul
DJ
Danyul Jak
Danyul Jack
Daniel Jak
Or anything weird like that....
JD is absolutely fine. Or call him Jak. IDCC.

Jack Daniel for the win-win.

by Brotaztics_ February 06, 2020

Jack rack

Shower

My girlfriend caught me in mid stroke last night when I was in the jack rack, i could've died from embarrassment!

by ALL BIZ February 07, 2018

cheddar jack

When you jerk off after eating Cheetos, and still haven't cleaned the Cheeto dust off first.

I cheddar jacked last night because I was too lazy to clean my fingers after eating Cheetos.

by DeadTaco1 December 08, 2015

jack/john

A person who has the qualities of a Jack, and was given the birthname john. a jack/john has the sexiest eyes, and if you make him mad, he will destroy you verbally. he is amazingly smart and is truly the shit

OMG, he is so Jack/John

by JACKLOPEEEE February 22, 2018

jack freedom

The ability to masturbate without fear of recourse

He was happy to be living in the basement, as it allowed him jack freedom without fear of onlookers.

by Jack Freedom March 28, 2014

The Influence of Jack

The complete and utter shut-down of all recognition of standards whilst masturbating, that provides the illusion of almost any female bearing attractiveness, and can also go as far as making sexual acts one would not deem attractive, enjoyable or "sexy".

Man, she was rank, but I was under the influence of Jack and I was prepared to take what I could get.

by The Philosophiser April 12, 2015