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Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.
Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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nerf gun waterfalls

More into detail what nerf gun waterfalls is: You know how water squirts out of water guns? Well now the hole were the water squirts out is your butthole except now shooting out powerful diarrhea.

“ dude fuck, I just had some nerf gun
waterfalls in my grandmas toilet! It’s so messy and smelly AF! Bro my grandma is gonna die like twenty years earlier because of this smelly ass!”
by Hey bob yo yo boy March 18, 2019
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Guns

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019
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Blurry gun

A way of describing how an individual may meet his or her end (via natural causes and/or God’s will, of course) due to an act of violence showcased with a homemade gun emoji. The gun is blurry as it is in motion.
*Tinder profile:
I’m an open book.

Want to know something, just ask.

*Apple being unable to sync blocked contacts across all past devices

“I can’t believe he put ‘just ask me’ in his bio. I’ll never ask, in fact he deserves the blurry gun.”
by Never scared May 1, 2025
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mouthing a gun

When you stick a gun in your mouth to cope with a stressful situation
"Damn I could barely watch the election results, I was mouthing a gun the entire time"
by Not very smart man November 7, 2022
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Medium Machine gun

A Medium Machine Gun is a type of machine gun characterized by firing full power rifle rounds(such as 7.62x51 mm NATO) and being usually belt-fed.
While they are light enough to be carried by one man they are usually crew served due to weight of the ammunition.
They can be used by infantry, vehicles and aircraft.
Here are some examples of MMG:M240, MG3 and MG42, FN MAG, M60, PKM.
The Army just ordered 50000 new medium machine gun to replenish their losses.
by Therealmerasmus August 8, 2023
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Gun

A weapon in which is commonly used in school shootings to cause increased damage. A multi component weapon that fires lead at a high acceleration.
Ex: "Dahm bro... Did you see that shooter pump those bullets from that gun into that teacher." Holy shit...
by CuntNughet March 2, 2019
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