by auurei May 01, 2021
by biongoboingo April 24, 2003
"yes you're excused to the bathroom Johnny"-teacher
"thanks"-johnny
..5 minutes later
classmates-"ewww Johnny did you number one or two,"
"A number 3....
bitches."
-johnny
"thanks"-johnny
..5 minutes later
classmates-"ewww Johnny did you number one or two,"
"A number 3....
bitches."
-johnny
by Ass Hat3321 December 11, 2010
there are 3 levels for hotness:
1: cold= ugly
2: tepid
3:HOT!!!
like when a bitch is incredibly beautyfull and obviously...hot
1: cold= ugly
2: tepid
3:HOT!!!
like when a bitch is incredibly beautyfull and obviously...hot
by manolo September 29, 2006
by Amanda Poole February 20, 2003
March 1st aka Self Injury Awareness Day.
4/20 for self injurers.
Supposed to be a day where cutters confess to their self injury or are very open about it, but for OTHER cutters, it's just a special day to get together and cut and let loose.
4/20 for self injurers.
Supposed to be a day where cutters confess to their self injury or are very open about it, but for OTHER cutters, it's just a special day to get together and cut and let loose.
Cutter 1: Hey tomorrow's 3/1!
Cutter 2: Awesome, wanna skip school to come cut at my place?
Cutter 1: Totally!!
Cutter 2: Awesome, wanna skip school to come cut at my place?
Cutter 1: Totally!!
by SubmarineSymphonica May 04, 2011
when you grab shit out of your boyfriends ass and pull his shit out you must make sure you scrape the sides for all the excess shit. Generously apply to the five o clock shadow and shave away! This is your standard shit shaving cream which means the shit is a log and not soft.
My bofriend was sucking me off when his scruffy face started to chafe on my balls we decided to give him a mach 3 to eliminate the irratation.
by Bryce Shore November 17, 2006