Sucker Fucked

When you go over to someone's house for a date, with the intentions of possibly having sex with them, but they "roofied" you because they are too insecure & impatient to wait for your approval. #suckerfucked

I was excited about my dinner date with him. I even packed all the necessities to have a safe sexy time with him, if things went well, after the dinner he had invited me over for. However, I realized I had been "sucker fucked" when I woke up naked in his bedroom, tangled in my bra which had been torn in half, six hours after the glass of champagne he served me in his kitchen.

by PleasureAddict January 31, 2019

I don’t give a fuck

Most common term used in the world

I don’t give a fuck

by GermaniumL November 18, 2025

Lazy Fuck

Billy

Billy you lazy fuck get up and take a picture

by Bob Trinklebottom June 1, 2020

Fucking with 12

Fuck with 12 is when u go snitching for the feds.

Libaan be fucking with 12

by LiL winner November 21, 2019

Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.

What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

Expla-fucking-nation

Expla-fucking-nation: A connecting of the words 'fucking' and 'explanation' used in situations where you are annoyed to the point of wanting an explanation whilst annoyed - a fucking explanation.

Someone needs to give me an expla-fucking-nation to what is going on?

by Townbes January 17, 2025

Geriatric fuck

Chance Burns is a peice of fucking shit that loves his tonsils beat up

That idiot is a geriatric fuck

by Dweef March 17, 2020