Oofer my Doofer

It means just Oof, but, Oof my dude. But, meme. It's not very popularized, but it can be used by a select group of intellectuals. So, make this a common phrase.

Person A: I'm really sick.

Person B: Oofer my Doofer.

by *Screams in Lesbian* January 25, 2020

My address

My address on where I live. Something you will never find unless you weird af

Bitch you thought you could find my address lmfaooo

by P0RTA1 January 30, 2022

My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

That’s my BESTFRIEND

Someone you care about and love that is funny and he/she is your whole world.

Girl: who is that she looks fun
Me: that’s my BESTFRIEND Makaylee

by StAcEyStEwArT October 28, 2019

My dick

Something that is relatively large in size

My dick is so hard right now that it hurts!

by XX_GAYBOY2019_XX April 27, 2019

Fuck my Boots!

A useful phrase for exhibiting surprise - typically disgust.

*Karan takes her mask off

You: Fuck my Boots!

by Help525600 November 6, 2020

Ho Don't Know Bout My

An expression used by a bro when a female is not aware of something that a fellow bro has done, usually something awesome. As of lately, this expression is used more to communicate from bro to bro when an explanation would lessen the awesomeness of the situation. This can range from dominating someone in a video game all the way to being smooth with the ladies.

Example #1:
Tom: How did you kill me right after I killed you?!
Jeff: Ho Don't Know Bout My tactical insertion!

Example #2:
Tom: How did you get Emma to go to prom with you?!
Jeff: Ho Don't Know Bout My smoothness!!

by Hugh J. Bootie June 14, 2011