my friends

dumbass white people

my friends are dumbass white people.

by Tori !! June 28, 2023

Suck My Dick

When your Twitter name is avocado and you didn't know that you don't have a dick

@novemberain_exe: suck my Dick. Oops I forgot that I don't have one

by SteelTITAN June 29, 2023

My little barbie dream car

My little barbie dream car is something you call someone who's precious to you.

"Oh! My little barbie dream car! Did you sleep well last night?"
"My barbie dream car, i miss you<3"

by miiok February 23, 2023

Hang my garlands

A cool way of Inviting a boy over to have a tinder hookup

Hey, wanna come over tonight and help me hang my garlands

by Sammy boye February 23, 2023

My Sweet Jamaican Empress

I been up most of the night reminiscing about your sweet sexy smile you all ways make me feel happy when I used to wake up to you with your beautiful baby soft skin. Do you remember how I used to run my fingers up & down that smooth back of yours & the way I used to squeeze you tight?No other woman I come across has a back or ass as smooth & sexy as yours.
I want you to be happy,but remember if Errol should ever fall short you know where I am I know you're not the fool around type you're LOYAL to the Maxx that's why I still love you!

No one else comes close to you My Sweet Jamaican Empress

by Janet21 February 23, 2023

Sploosh My Caboose

When your lady partner squirts her goodies upon thy bottoms thick crevasse

I love when my lady sploosh my caboose, really gets my juice loose

by BuffaloBono February 24, 2023

tringle my dingle

To tranquilize some ones penis.

John: Yo what's up homie let me tringle your dingle
Jamal: No man I need my penis in approximately 10 seconds please do not tringle my dingle
James: Yea John don't tranquilize Jamal's penis
John: tringles Jamal's dingle anyways

by fuzzyballs42069 February 24, 2023