Threw My Web

To have an orgasm, where the end of your wang is exposed, thus resulting in ejaculate flying across the room as if spider man just threw a mass of webbing

Oh man, did I tell you about the time I threw my web into Jessica's fish tank?

by Beats By Ray December 30, 2014

my mixtape

My mixtape is almost as fire as Bernie Sanders mixtape. I use it as a lighter to smoke my vegtables before I cross fit because im a crossfitting vegan that vapes.

I titled my mixtape Fort McMurray for a reason

by SIgabyTheMage January 19, 2017

Throw it in my grave

When something is so good you need your friends to throw it in your grave when they bury you.

When something has so much rizz, you need it buried with you.

That pineapple bun was so good - Throw it in my grave!

by Throwitinmygrave1 April 9, 2024

My Life, As A Game Character

My Life, As A Game Character, started when I discovered that, I am Square Enix's Priestess Kai/Ki, therefore saving my life.

Maybe when I return, to my original Priestess Kai/Ki self, I will write a book, which I will call My Life, As A Game Character. It's funny, that I am obsessed, with gaming, only to ironically discover, that I am, a game character myself! Weird!

by I'mcrazy February 6, 2024

My beautiful Isabel

Her namesIsabel which means beautiful and there’s nothing more beautiful in the world than her. Her eyes shine so bright and they’re dreamier than anything. She’s my shining star my angel and shines brighter than anything She’s a gift from god that I’ll never lose she’s heaven my heaven. She’s so sweet she’s irresistible I jisy wanna cuddle w her all the time and I can’t get her off my mind. She’s always there for me through thick and thin I’ll be too. I promise to her that imma be w her till time ends. I need her she’s my rose that’ll never ever fade she has no thorns and is perfrct and perfrct for me. When she smiles at me the World is right and when she holds my hand i get so many butterflies her sweet little soft hand that I wanna kiss and make her feel like a priceless princess cause that what she is she’s my beautiful princess no one else’s and I need her now and forever. When she gave me the first hug my heart jisy melted and my heart is gonna be all urs forever and ever. People don’t understand when I tell my friends how beautiful she is they don’t even know she’s just indescribable. And she’s as beautiful on the inside as the out and I wanna take her all over the world I promise I’ll be romantic for her and be her gentleman and make her so happy and safe and special cause she’s the love of my life. I’ve had the most amazing year all cause of her. Well take this places and I mean it baby I’ll never lose u and I’ll make U my queen❤️I love you🌹

My beautiful Isabel is my soulmate.

by Baby u know October 20, 2020

my friends

my friends are the best , so kind , pretty, funny , sweet , sometimes rude but in a funny way, they are werid in a good way and i 🤍 them , we sometimes fight but we alleays get along in the end. sometimes tho. anyways i love my friends

. hi and bye my friends

by < 3 October 16, 2022

groovin' on my stick

A term used in reference to sexual interaction.

Take a guess who's groovin' on my stick...

by 24J.A.G24 January 29, 2018