Sicked on my dick

When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.

Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019

grinded my mind beef

A computer generated frase from an episode of college humor

Man your theory really grinded my mind beef

by LT-Falcon January 14, 2019

The money should be going to my kids

Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.

Hym "Stole."

A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."

Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

running my name

When someone saying your name without no respect.

My nigga put some respect on my name. Otherwise stop running my name.

by gkinsith December 30, 2016

shakin’ in my gucci boots

An expression of extreme fear

“Are you ready for the orgasmicon”
*sylvester stillone gulped*
*kermit the frog stood shakin’ in his Gucci boots*

Shakin’ In my Gucci boots

by Ooey Gooey May 4, 2018

I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.

Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?

by Anomymus1362 November 22, 2024

My Stalingrad

Ever heard of "my roman empire"(the slang)? well if you don't know the meaning it's like this: In the past year, the phrase “Roman Empire” has taken off on the Internet with an alternative meaning – a random event, incident or thing that fascinates or intrigues one to the point that one is frequently thinking about it.
Well yes it's like that but "My Stalingrad" is much more darker.

(verb) My Stalingrad refers to the fact of killing/unaliving someone.
(slang) Stalingrad refers to a very haunted house or place.

fact: Stalingrad was the battle with the most deaths in history in the Battle of Stalingrad in WW2.

(verb)

John is My Stalingrad. He made me fail my exam.
He makes me want to Stalingrad my self.

(slang)
This house is a Stalingrad.
I hate Stalingrad places.

by titandestroyer6000 April 28, 2024