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diddly fucked up

Slang used in the Bad News, VA for "really messed up"
Aaron: My hair is all diddly fucked up.
Tripp: What even is that?
Aaron: You know
by GallifrAngel February 10, 2014
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well fucked duck

To be completely satisfied
That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.
by Citybench February 15, 2014
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-Sharing a random fact of information with gusto.
"Did you know that New Zealand and Ireland are the only two countries without snakes?" Tid-Bits of Fucking Knowledge (TBFK) #tbfk
by cheer785 April 2, 2014
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Cluster-fuck

1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.

2) Term used to describe an orgy

3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.
1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.

2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.

3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.
by Chief Rock-a-Ho May 5, 2014
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three-hole fucked

(v.) 1. To be metaphorically screwed over in every possible way; 2. To be literally screwed in each hole, every opening; 3. To have each gaping orafice filled with a phallus
1. "Man! I was just three-hole fucked by the court system."

2. "Ah shit! I just saw this dude trip, fall then three-hole fucked by a gang of dogs."

3. "You should totally try a three-hole fuck."
by #katface April 21, 2014
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Fuck Cuts

Well defined hip flexor muscles; the muscles that point directly down to the groin. Also known as Penis Pointers.
Damn, check out the fuck cuts on that guy!
by Poopsocke April 13, 2014
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Mind fuck

the time where you zone out thinking about Fucking someone you know you will never get with usually with a smile on your face a nd a blank stare
Dude! you were totally mind fucking that girl and she saw you staring!
by Crazychris April 14, 2014
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