eat my hams

eat me out ; )

cunnilingus is eat my hams , duh

by tmh12345678 May 26, 2019

My gooshness

My goo-shhhh-ness: means my goodness

My gooshness that’s crazy Billy (Billy is fake name)

by Roonyfer September 6, 2025

Ivy my bestie

She is beautiful loving and make sure everybody has a safe place in her heart. She love the outdoors and is always up for an adventure. She will never back down and will never give up. Even though she thinks badly about herself we all know she lights up a room. Her laugh is the best and makes others laugh too.

-Abby

Man she is such an Ivy my bestie

by Mamamiaddsff May 18, 2021

my dad

my dad is unexisting

hey want to see something that is gone my dad

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

my dick is scary

its so small that its scary

heyyyyyy my dick is scary

by skibdi ohio May 4, 2024

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

Keep my cool

maintain a calm and controlled attitude.

"I have to keep my cool and run my own race"

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025