Douchey Dick

A soapy penis; when soap is used instead of lube.

Bob: So how was the one night stand last night?

Paul: It was great. I hit her with the douchey dick while in the shower.

by Holy balls of fire August 23, 2018

Small dick confidence

When someone give the expression of being macho and grandiose. But when the time comes to deliver, they under fulfil and you are left severely disappointed.

Friend A: Did you see Dave last night at the party? He was on fire!

Friend B: ohh I was with him last week, hes nice to talk to but once you get to know him you will see he's just small dick confidence.

by Maverick601 August 25, 2018

Stroking Dick

When guys are asked about their conversation we call it Stroking Dick.

Hey were y’all hanging earlier ?
Nah we were just stroking Dick

by Wordmaker0 August 25, 2018

dick tote

a banana Hammock or a male thong

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.

by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018

Dick Badger

Someone who is constantly Dick Hunting.

Charlotte is always hunting dick, she's such a dick badger...

by Reginald D Hunter January 18, 2019

Peppered Dick

A man that is so old he has freckles/age spots on his dick

Damn dude you’re so old you’ve got peppered dick!! You could play connect the dots on it!!!

by Colornotes January 20, 2019

Swinging dick

when a M2F ride a dick,her dick will swinging in a very cute way

My girl Kelly have a very adorable swinging dick

by Dopeternet January 21, 2019