Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.

Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

Dick-twiddle

A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.

Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)

by mjs2003 May 23, 2018

Moby Dick

It is a Novelty Book About A Whale Dunno where these sick f's got their information from

Person 1: Yo did you Read the Moby Dick Novelty book

Person 2: Yeah it was a great book

by DeeJayyXz July 3, 2022

Nic dick

When you take a hit from your device and immediately suck dick and blow out the smoke while sucking

Yo, my man just gave me some nic dick. It was amazing

by Ashton kusher June 23, 2020

dick driveway

Dick driveway - a female of no meaning to you that you park your dick in and leave at your own will

Sloppy female u pick up from a bar and park your dick in her dick driveway and pulling out of it before she wakes up

by Dick driveway February 2, 2014

Dick jumper

A permisculous female who jumps from dick to dick

Kim is a dick jumper

by Ernie Watkins February 27, 2021

Dick

What you don’t have and what you are.

Hey yo it’s my boy dick.

by datnastymotherfucker October 17, 2019