When one surpasses the speed of hauling ass. This is faster than fast, basically approaching the the limits of gravity. Used specifically to describe speeds achieved down a ski hill.

Though to have originated in the Carrabassett Valley of Maine
It was so icy out there, you should have seen Randy he was Honkin' Ass!
by Loafing Tom February 11, 2019
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Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location
"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
by VPFearson March 13, 2020
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An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.
you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?
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A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate
Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones
by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015
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the ledge part of a girls ass just under the cheeks, the more over hang and perky it is the more of a cliff hanger it is!
2 guys

guy 1: hey you see that girl who just walked past? she had a cliff hanger ass!

guy 2: yeah not as nice and grabbable as my girlfriends ass though!
by blahhhhh69 July 15, 2013
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Insult often used by unbased people to describe someone who is actually based. People who use this as an insult often have an IQ below zero. The words "ass apple" are used by people who love to practice "rolling down in the deep".
nikki - Ass apple is back
Mat-r - AHAHAHA Ass apple, btw nikki wanna do the rolling down in the deep?
nikki - SURE !!!!!!!
by oawerhg_god July 31, 2021
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