His jokes were so bad, the only ones that laughed were a bunch of ass-colbert's that were in denial Trump had won the election!
by Dennis Carlo August 14, 2025
Get the ass-colbertmug. 
Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot (Shot can be replaced by any other form of violence like stabbed, killed, dragged,etc)
by I_said_what_I_said September 3, 2018
Get the Lucky you didn’t get your ass shotmug. 
It means to betray someone. Even worse when you trust them and you leave your ass vulnerable to either loyalty or betrayal. In this case, betrayal.
He told me would pick me up from the airport but he never showed. I had to take a cab. Why does he insist on giving it in the ass? He really gave it to me in my ass this time.
by John Prophet March 10, 2014
Get the giving it in the assmug. A Serbian ass massage is a sexual pleasing act in which a male(or female) companion sticks their thumb in your rectum and stimulates your "male G spot" while also massaging your balls and *optionally* giving you a handjob or a blowjob.
P1:Kyle told me he got a serbian ass massage by a random chick last night.
P2:Imagine how good it feels.
P2:Imagine how good it feels.
by Piggas in Naris March 12, 2023
Get the Serbian ASS Massagemug. 