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Ass

A text he says to do…
You did…
A response did you get?
Showing all the love for you?

No…
Wonder why?
You can cry…
That isn’t going to change where his love goes…

Talk to him…
You tried to do…
How did that go for you?
He walked away, right?

Yet, you still think…
This dream of yours he wants…
He has a dream…
You… aren’t in it…
One of these days
Understand you finally will…
He is living his dream already…
Everyday
Today…

Ass
by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 November 16, 2023
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Dip-ass

When shithole and dumbass are used in, conjunction, you get dip-ass.
Rick: "W-w-we’re gonna get purged, Morty. Help me up."
Morty: "Oh, geez, geez! Wait a minute, Rick. Why don’t we just use your portal gun?"
Rick: "It’s in the car, dip-ass!"
by Unibrowse September 3, 2020
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Head ass

This person will do dumb things but somehow end up being funny
Did you see keiry's snapchat story? Shes such a head ass
by Litape January 18, 2017
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Shit-Ass

"Hey Speedbridge, wanna see me Shit-Ass?"
Hey Speedbridge, wanna see me Shit-Ass?
by Baldski.Png March 19, 2021
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Ass kitty

Ass kitty is a cute younger woman that's addicted to anal sex.
Joel: Jenny is hot. She'd probably make a decent girlfriend.

Roger: I don't think so. I heard she's an ASS KITTY.

Jay: What's wrong with that? Most chicks aren't adventurous enough to do anal.

Joel: You can have her then.

Bob: Joel is smart.

Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.

Kye: Well said.
by Box Worm November 30, 2019
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Ass

The fat piece of meat that covers your tailbone. Other names include:
cheeks
seat
bum
tail
bakery
cake
rump
butt
posterior
backside
rear
buns
derriere
fanny
bottom
haunches
behind
booty
tush
derrière
hams
caboose
nates
breech
fundament
tail end
rear end
beam
heinie
duff
keister
bootie
can
keester
stern
hunkers
moon
dumpy
person 1: "DAMN did you see Aanya's fat ass?"
person 2: "yeah, girl got the whole bakery back there"
person 1: "FRRR"
by Moon_lyght24 December 21, 2023
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national grab ass day

on april 23 it’s national grab ass day, grab ass many asses as you want!
hey lily’s ass is looking fine today, i’m gonna go grab it!
you see a girl walking go grab her ass it’s national grab ass day
by ususiwiwuwyaghxieiwidjd April 21, 2019
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