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burp my duck

using stroking motions to draw a phallus to the point of fulfilment
hey baby, wanna come over and burp my duck?
by sarmanda May 29, 2018
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butter my tulip

when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.
Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.
by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016
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flip my stack

when you’re really pissed off and are freaking MAD
i’m about to flip my stack if you don’t stop mocking me
by poopfart420 December 25, 2021
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Suckle On My Knuckle

Something you say in an argument; meaning the person you are arguing with is not an intellectual and is genuinely not smart. When said, (depending on how weak they are) it will either kill you or turn you into a vegetable. For someone to defend against these powerful words, you must be of the highest grade of intellectual and practice the religion of Shreklenomly. People who practice in this religion are made immortal.
Pete: U is a dummy
You (the superior): Suckle On My Knuckle
Pete: *dies*
by George Humphery January 26, 2019
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My Bag

The term "my bag" is the 1930s original pronunciation of the more recent "my bad" mispronunciation from the 1980s. It means "my mistake, my fault, my apologies". The two pronunciations coexisted for about 15 years till roughly 1995. The Millennials never knew the original term.

"My bag" was a phrase used when playing a game of spades. In the game, you must for-tell how many "books" or hands you would take. It was called a "bag" if you went over that number. It was a courtesy to claim your mistake by saying "My Bag" if you were playing with a partner.

Spades came out of the Midwestern United States in the late 1930s. It was said to have been invented by college students who enjoyed both Whist and Bridge. They were looking for a fast-paced game that was competitive and strategic. The game slowly spread to other college campuses. It didn't take off until WWII brought so much of America's youth into the military. Because the game was portable, could be played by small groups, and could often be played in less than twenty minutes, its popularity mushroomed. You can still find the game online.

"My Bag," meaning "My Mistake," should not be confused with "Not My Bag." meaning "Not My Thing." or "What's Your Bag?" meaning "What's Your Problem?"
My bag, I thought I sent you an invitation.
by rawmlkmyke August 27, 2024
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My Roman Empire

The phrase "My Roman Empire" is a bit of a "meme" people use to refer to something that doesn't get out of their heads, they think about it all the time. For example I enjoy listening to Mitski singing, My Roman Empire is listening to Mitski singing.
by Linshi January 5, 2024
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My 2 inch defeater

Friend: MATH!!

Me: My 2 inch defeater can whirl around and shit
by GoGo_Gadget March 15, 2025
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