cunt dick

Smelly person with hairy legs who loves penis in their ears and nose

“Max is a cunt dick”

by smelly Punani January 25, 2019

Dick archer

It’s a person who likes to cut peoples dicks off and use a bow to use a dick like a arrow. And so there you have a dick archer.

Yo I pro at dick arching.

What’s your hobby?

I’m a dick archer

by Luke is sexy January 25, 2019

dick terrorist

An individual who attacks penises for their own political/social gain

Did you see that midget headbutt Chad in the nuts?

Yea what a dick terrorist.

by Kakaaaaa91 January 28, 2019

Greasy Dick

Millenial slang.
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans

Hey, wanna go to "Greasy Dick" today?
Greasy Dick? *Wink*

by Skinken January 28, 2019

Dick

The man's most prized possession in his life depending on the size of it, the best size to have is the foot long most women will understand the concept of it if you just say to them "want my foot long" or unless you have a worm down there and just say this "hey my worms wiggling for you"

Guy with big penis: hey you've been to Subway cuz you gave me a foot long.

Guy with small penis: hey want a taste of my special tic tac it gives you minty breath.
Dick size is what makes most men proud of them selves

by Fat dick69 January 29, 2019

Dicked On

Getting dicked on is when you go home to visit your mom and she tells you to do the dishes. Instead of actually doing the dishes, you fucking kill her.

Johnny: "Aye bro how was your visit last night at your mom's house?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Yeah bro, I got totally fucking dicked on."
Johnny: "Oh shit is she fucking okay?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Nah son, that bitch is fuckin' dead."

by Cuckashi January 29, 2019

Dagger Dick

A long, thick, pointy penis/dick that is really good for hitting your g-spot

Gimme that dagger dick

by LocalVocabulary January 29, 2019