Child support

A monthly financial payment that mothers in Vermont have to pay deadbeat dads.

Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."

by Profound Observations July 13, 2025

National Run Over A Child

One September 9th you get to run over children (not me though).

Me: It’s September 9th

My friend: Oh yea it National Run Over A Child day hop in!

by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

child labor

the meaning of school

child labor is the best way to learn

by bigguywithbigbrain December 29, 2023

Child

I don't fucking know but my fucking friend keeps saying it and I hate it

Woman: "um, child so"

by Breuhu November 1, 2019

Child

TommyInnit

"why can't i go to the bar?"
Because you are a child"
"I AM NOT A CHILD, I AM A BIG MAN"

by PRESS THE BUTTON WILBUR November 6, 2020

Peer Child

One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.

Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.

Friend #2

He's such a Peer Child

by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009

Burnout Child Syndrome

A condition where students, regardless of academic ability, experience extreme stress and exhaustion due to overwhelming academic pressure. It leads to emotional fatigue, loss of motivation, and declining mental health.

Amelia is currently suffering the case of Burnout Child Syndrome

by Emi Rose March 18, 2025