Are you soft

Meaning is your dick soft or hard

Martha: are you soft?
Lewis: what? No?

Martha: 💀😂 so you’re hard then?
Lewis: ohhhhhh

by Yolo123jokes69 March 5, 2020

you g

you good?

My g, you g?

My g, you good?

by desipseudonym April 12, 2021

You on Kazoo

A 1989 video of a bunch of kids playing kazoos, singing, dancing, and talking to a demon they called the pretend spirit.

1: I swear, You on Kazoo is great! They get to communicate with demons!

by MadBeast1331 May 7, 2018

Smurf You

A nicer way of saying F**k you.

Me: "Guess what I just did!?!
You: "Your mom?"
Me: "Smurf you a**hole."

by footballfan62698 December 25, 2010

is you dumb

a grammarly bad way of saying 'are you dumb' insult

you: is you dumb?!
me: are you dumb because your grammar is incorrect haha!

by Dude09990 December 1, 2017

Are You Okay?

When someone asks if you're okay, it is a challenge. They want to and will fight you. So throw the first punch.

"Are you okay?" - *looks you in the eye* - *you make those eyes black* -

by Millennial Monk March 1, 2023

sure you will

very sarcastic - means 'i don't really want to know but your going to tell me anyway'

sure you will tell me, you wouldn't not

by samamama October 7, 2017