tiny turtle tent 

A small uncircumcised penis.

Hey Tracy I heard you slept with tod how'd you like that tiny turtle tent?

tiny turtle tent by ThePoeTickler October 8, 2016

Sick turtle 

Someone who is slow, (Crippled) and gets sick a lot; because they have a weak immune system.

I am a sick turtle

Sick turtle by Sick turtle September 23, 2016

purple turtle 

The way a penis looks/feels after an extended time away from a woman.

After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.

purple turtle by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016

nair turtle 

After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.

Man after eating taco bell, i let me out a nair turtle.

nair turtle by Peter Parker November 17, 2016

dirpy turtle 

The best thing on the planet and it is so dirpy.

Dirpy turtle is the best animal on the planet.

dirpy turtle by Dirpy turtle master January 23, 2017

poking turtle 

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.

"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."

poking turtle by Sometimes. February 17, 2017

thirsty turtle 

(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.

I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.

thirsty turtle by firecracker4u July 16, 2017