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My buddy Mike had a girl in the back of the car and It sound like he was making some Two Finger Soup! Shit was Loud!
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by The Bruces February 6, 2023
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by Tilt22 December 21, 2012
Get the two inch nap mug.The Tuscan Two Time is a sexual act that is commonly performed in the country of Italy, where it originated. You can perform this act by cumming in a girls mouth and having her spit your semen into a spoon. From there you put the spoon of cum into her asshole and lick it out and spit it into a chips ahoy cookie tray to give to the nearest Half Sender
by Hank the tank3890 September 1, 2022
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