Such a piece of shit.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.
by artifacct November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Very sweet guy always treats people good but don't mistake him for his sweetness and you treat him with disrespect and his surprise you. #Sexyguy #largecock #toughasiron #hardworker #knowshowtofuck #willfuckyouup
by &bria December 18, 2016
Get the jordan prehnmug. by anonymous November 20, 2023
Get the JORDANmug. 
Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson "We don't what happens when Muslims are in Christian countries! We don't know what happens when Twitter! All we know is that you just HAVE to do my incest cult! You NEED to validate my worldview!"
Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."
Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
Get the Jordan "We don't know anything" Petersonmug. Jordan is a girl that is really caring and thoughtful. Wants to be a nurse and has a great bf that she will always love. She care about her country and the people in it. She loves Staffies. She a great girl. Only bad thing is that I can tell when she’s grumpy cause she makes a grumpy face.
by Definitely real words January 4, 2020
Get the Jordan reitermug. A fetish Jordan, someone who loves feet, loves to suck on toes and the licking and sucking of the feet, loves sexual acts with the feet.
by Lick Mike hunt daily April 19, 2020
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