Large cock

Larger than 8 inches in lenght.

You have such a large cock

Thank you

to bad its not big enough for me i need a monster cock.

what??!

by Knoledge MasterWoman August 25, 2004

Cock Magician

A girl who makes every cock around her disappear - in one of her holes. (a.k.a - Skank)

"Dude, if you need to get laid you should go over to Jen's. She's a total Cock Magician."

by J..Z.. April 30, 2008

COCK IN ASS

A term that must be said with a lot of emphasis and therefore must be written in capital letters to show this.

Is another term for anal sex or a description of something that's bad.

1. "I was engaging in acts last night such as: drinking, smoking and COCK IN ASS."

2. This day has been nothing but a load of COCK IN ASS.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

Cock painting

When you paint your dick with glow in the dark paint so that your hoe can see your dick

Cock painting is a guaranteed way of your hoe being able to see your dick in the dark

by Cockpainting October 4, 2017

counter-cock

v. The further action of a cock block, it is the action of cock blocking someone, and then adding further disgrace by having intercourse with the girl that the first male was planning to have intercourse with. It can also be expanded through the addition of further 'counter's or 'anti's.

n. One who commits or has committed the act of counter-cocking.

1. I was chilling with this phat biatch the other night, hoping to score, and this punk-ass bastard walked in and started to fuck her right in front of me! I just couldn't believe how fast I got counter-cocked.

1. (alternate) So this bastard tried to counter-cock me, but the bitch I was about to screw moved towards me. The bastard got mad counter-counter-cocked.

2. After the prostitute was screwed by the random guy who walked in, he was nicknamed the counter-cock.

by Yatz January 31, 2005

A Cock Of Seagulls

A gentleman with an overabundance of pubic hair so voluminous that it can be styled into 80's New Wave hairstyles.

"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Karate Cock

When a man successfully ninja's his way into sleeping with a woman who originally had no intention to engage in any sexual activity in the first place.

This may occur between individuals who have just met, or are existing friends.

I totally Karate Cocked that girl in Vegas last weekend.

She had no idea what she was dealing with until she got she got Karate Cocked me, but I was hoping I was going to sign that shit.

You're friend is doesn't seem to be paying any attention to me, but don't be fooled, I may Karate Cock her tonight.

by Touvahawk October 10, 2009