a big bag of suck

a phrase to express how much someone sucked at what they just attempted

Dude, you didnt even clear that gap, you ate shit! That was a big bag of suck!

by Brent H January 11, 2008

suck my nine

1. To get shot with a 9mm.
2. To suck a 9 in. penis.

SUCK MY NINE, BITCH! * bang bang *

by whonow June 02, 2007

Sucking Hind Titty

1.In the animal kingdom, the runt of the litter gets stuck with the tit closest to the ass of the animal. Which has the least amount of milk in it.Therefore the meaning has evolved into human terms as to get the shitty end of the stick, to get leftoversor to be the last in line.

Alvin was in on the gang bang but he ended up Sucking Hind Titty.

by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008

suck my nine

A euphemism for "suck my dick" - nine is generally considered the ideal length for a man's schwanz.

Jake: You are fat.
Sarah: Suck my nine bitch!

by tainted2788 May 08, 2006

Dick Sucking Contest

A contest in which two people perform fellatio on group of men. The person who is able to ejaculate the greatest amount of men in the alloted time wins. The first known contest was held in Seattle, WA during May 2004.

Zach totally won the 2008 Dick Sucking Contest against Jenna Jameson, he must be one of the worlds best.

by Melanies number 1 fan July 28, 2008

suck my knob

a beautiful retort to something that someone says to anger you.

furthermore, it can be used in surprise.

"you look like a prick"
"well suck my knob!"

or

"suck my knob she never did that!"

by yumbumbum February 06, 2010

cock suck bet

-An agreement made between two gentleman in which the loser sucks the cock of the winner.

used mostly in relation to betting on games, sports, and any wadger.

P1: "it apears i am the winner!"

P2: "rrats! i should never have agreed to that cock suck bet"

P1: "However, i shall cash in at a later date"

by wowblox May 08, 2006