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fake sleepy sex

when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.
"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"

"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."
by MintyLeila June 29, 2005
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sheep worrier

A male person, often of New Zealand birth, who, due to his propensity for copulating with sheep, causes said sheep to be concerned upon sight of said sheep violater.
Here comes that kiwi sheep worrier guy; look at those sheep run.
by Busted Hyman August 5, 2007
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sceep

Verb. Sometimes used alone, or in relation to the disease The Sceep, it is the act of something taking inordinately long periods of time for completion. Synonymous with the traditional definition of "creep".
This project seems to be taking years to complete. I just keep sceeping along and never getting it done.
by The.DRM July 29, 2010
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Sleepy Joe

Aka the good ol “Child Sniffer” or “Kid Sniffer
sleepy joe 👃🏻👧🏼Joe Biden hates niggers
by Adolf Bin Un July 14, 2021
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Sleet

<noun> Colloquial;

Precipitation containing rain and snow.

--> Which means the ground will get wet and the snow won't stick. So it's just crap basically. You probably don't get it in America.
WEATHERMAN: "It's gonna sleet so take some snow boots and an umbrella with you to work."
by Stuart Fletcher May 10, 2005
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Sheep Sheep

A male of Middle-Eastern descent who cannot resist trying to pick up pretty girls on the internet by harassing them.
"Bobbi posted a picture of the cutest kitten for Caturday, and her thread was bombarded by a bunch of Sheep Sheep. They kept calling her Boobi."

Sheep Sheeps tend to type things such as, "Hey bby," "Nice dear," "Show me bewbz," "Come online to chat now," "You do sexy chat."
by ricketyshack November 1, 2012
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slee

Someone who gets what they want regardless the obstacles. A top aka an alpha. Most confident mfs alive
Bro, Matt's such a slee he broke up Rachel and her maz just to date her.

Kyle's such a slee he just had rona and he's already greening 3s.

That boy's a slee, I've never seen him not hit a goal.
by karskee September 9, 2020
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