Minnesota Shower Rod

When a male truck driver takes a Viagra and experiences an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, he then has sex repeatedly in a 4x6 hotel shower trying to relieve his massive boner.

After my long drive to Minneapolis, I had me one hell of a Minnesota Shower Rod when I saw my mistress.

by xah639 February 12, 2013

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sit down in the shower

it means to masturbate
yank wang

5 minutes ago i was sitting down in the shower. then i thought about urbandictionary.com and now i'm sittin here in my drawers drying off.

hint: do not sit on drain

by raywuzhere@hotmail.com May 15, 2004

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Ke$ha shower

When one baths in vodka and glitter either before or after going to a club.

Hey gurl! Ready for the club?-Bonquiqui
Yeah gurl, just gotta take a Ke$ha shower

for the guys!-Monika

by PIE March 03, 2012

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Kentucky Meat Shower

An gang bang that occurs at your family reunion; a common Southern tradition.

Hope to see y'all at the family reunion! We'll have games for the chitlins.. What's that? Of *course* there'll be a Kentucky Meat Shower! Wouldn't be a reunion without one!

by StarlordKatttt January 08, 2019

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Shower Curtain Tug

Having already lathered up your manhood with shampoo, this is the act of making a fold in a shower curtain, instantly creating a soapy,substitute,pussy before your very eyes and then proceding to pleasure yourself until you blow your load.

Ty, a desperate traveling salesman, proceded to tell his buddies about his Shower Curtain Tug while at a local sports bar. Aqward silence follwed.

Dean, unsatisfied with his usual morning crank yank, headed to the shower for a shower curtain tug.

by Hotdizzle August 14, 2008

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