The Russian Monkey

It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.

Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work

by XXXTINTABLETOP December 20, 2021

The russians did it.

An answer for all your misbehaviour and failure. The upgrade is spelled Putin did it.

Mom: Who broke my vase?
Son: The russians did it.

Teacher: Where is your homework Brian.
Brian: I would tell you my dog ate it but I haven't a dog. So Putin stole it with a group of hacker and manipulated it.

by Putin_himself December 21, 2016

russian gangbang

When your having a fucking good time with a petit chick and you cum in her eyes.

dude me and auzhwitz had such a good time russian gangbanging that ass

by ifimhonestmaybewearebetteroff November 25, 2021

Russian fleshlight

When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.

*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.

by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025

Russian Snack

A (slang) term which describes the action of intimate oral activities such as kissing, oral sex etc., partaken with a close relation, i.e. close or near family. Most commonly shared out of sight and/or in secrecy.

The term was likely concieved on the internet in communities relating to questionably legal porn sites.

"Was watching telly with my sissy and she said she was feeling hungry, so we went and had a Russian Snack."

"I didn't like most of the food at the party, luckily mum had a Russian Snack saved for me out the back"

"Darn it! We're outta fried pickles, and your mom just drove to town.. Quick Hannah, grab the moonshine, lets have a Russian Snack"

by I-Dont-Have-A-Proper-Pseudonym January 13, 2017

russian punching bag

After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.

Last night I performed the Russian punching bag with Jessica, Denise and Monica sadly Denise won.

by HolyWhiteness July 21, 2017

Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023