Poo Mouse

Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom

Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom therefore the poo mouse

by Benjamin_The_Poo_Mouse November 15, 2006

poo stache

1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescent’s upper lip hair.

2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .

3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.

"Check out that bitch's poo stache"

"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"

"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"

by Michael Sandman July 25, 2008

romantic poo

When the light bulb has gone in every toilet or restroom in the house you are forced to use an array of candles to light your way hence creating a romantic poo environment.

I've just had a romantic poo!

by Bad Boy Smith August 17, 2006

poo vagina

A vagina smelling as if someone shit in it or tastes like shit. This usually happens when the female has just took a shit or she is the town bicycle.

"Damn man that chick at the bar last night was a poo vagina for real!"

by Assapopalis May 19, 2008

Poo Ball

A small ball of toilet paper covered in poo and caught in the hair around your arse.

I've got a mountain of poo balls surrounding my poo pipe.

by Antony Bartlett May 1, 2007

Penis Poo

Poo that comes out of your penis.

I went to take a poo...then something went terribly wrong and Penis Poo happened.

by AyyJ March 6, 2009

poo fairy

when you take a dump in one's lavatory, and collect it in a pillowcase, tie it upon a friends head and make them sniff the poo and make it impossible to get away from the smell and discomfort

i gave Jonnny B a poo fairy last night. he heaved like a mother bitch

by nev gillings March 8, 2008