Crazy Pills

A figurative medication that makes one insane.

You might say that you feel as if you are "taking crazy pills" when another person or people act in such an unreasonable manner or fail to notice something so painfully obvious that you begin to question your own sanity.

The man has only one look for christ's sake! Blue steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
-Mugatu, Zoolander

by Large Bill May 19, 2021

Jimbo Polish

A man named Jimbo that lives in a Polish-Slavic-Communist-Confederate-Nation.

Jimbo Polish is a student.

by PepperMens June 2, 2021

ED Pills

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.

Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Nail Polish

Nail polish (also known as nail varnish or nail enamel) is a lacquer that can be applied to the human fingernail or toenails to decorate and protect the nail plates. ... Nail polish consists of a mix of an organic polymer and several other components that give it colors and textures.

Oh , hi Sarah! Do you like my nails? I painted them with nail polish.

by happygirl474891 October 28, 2021

Nail Polish Mindset

Financial mindset to cope with the ongoing Lebanese Economic Crisis that lead to the shooting of the prices.

Compare the price of anything to 1 Nail Polish = 140,000 PBP, you’ll find anything to be cheaper, reducing the guilt to buy anything.

X: OMG? THIS LUNCH COSTS 70,000 LBP?? IT USED TO COST 10,000 LBP

Ms Next: HONEY! That’s only HALF a nail polish. Let’s get that lunch!

X: Oh yes, the Nail Polish Mindset😂! I forgot about that. Thank you love, you’re the best.

by ahmadb October 17, 2021

kommon poll

The tool used by the kommon man to find out what the world thinks of them and their ideas. It provides insights into what the general public thinks of them, their brand, or ideas. A kommon poll shows you details from where you are most liked to who you are most related to. It's like your nosy neighbor, but this time you get to be nosy too:)

I did a kommon poll to see if people like me.

by pollster01 November 25, 2021

samuel pollard

Someone that sniffs books that women have sat on

Dont sniff that 'samuel pollard'

by Pollution December 13, 2021