by The Retrun of Light Joker June 5, 2010
Get the hard timesmug. by --------1234567890 December 10, 2003
Get the Tea Timemug. Cam: "yeah man I'll be over in 5 minutes" *80 minutes later*
"oh yeah sorry man, I just started talking to my mom on the way out, I am leaving right now!" *35 minutes later* "my dad got me to help him unload his truck right as I was about to leave, I'm just gonna walk the dog and I'll head right up... Is anyone else there yet?"
Victim:"DUDE, everyone is here! wtf, come on!"
*25 minutes later*
Cam:" oh hey man, yeah, I totally forgot I already made plans with jen the other day... I gotta go to this movie tonight, so I cant come chill, you guys should just hold onto my share..."
Victim: ...
Victim: *SIGHate you* gad damn, you time bandit!
"oh yeah sorry man, I just started talking to my mom on the way out, I am leaving right now!" *35 minutes later* "my dad got me to help him unload his truck right as I was about to leave, I'm just gonna walk the dog and I'll head right up... Is anyone else there yet?"
Victim:"DUDE, everyone is here! wtf, come on!"
*25 minutes later*
Cam:" oh hey man, yeah, I totally forgot I already made plans with jen the other day... I gotta go to this movie tonight, so I cant come chill, you guys should just hold onto my share..."
Victim: ...
Victim: *SIGHate you* gad damn, you time bandit!
by marinade August 15, 2010
Get the time banditmug. by Don'tpaintdumpsters2016 September 22, 2016
Get the Wasting timemug. by ا January 13, 2021
Get the time of the monthmug. -noun.
1. The time-slice President Barack Obama carves out of his calendar to spend time with wife Michelle.
2. The time-slice one carves out of their schedule during which they spend quality time with their significant other.
1. The time-slice President Barack Obama carves out of his calendar to spend time with wife Michelle.
2. The time-slice one carves out of their schedule during which they spend quality time with their significant other.
The President's secretary: "Mr. President, we have scheduled you for some Michelle-time from 9 to 10 this evening."
Husband: "Honey, can you make some Michelle-time for me tonight?"
Husband: "Honey, can you make some Michelle-time for me tonight?"
by Kinki's Tush September 27, 2009
Get the Michelle-timemug. 