Bears in the road

A dumb ass thing emery said when he was watching a Irish motorcycle race in mr chestivstines class.
Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched
by the big snutch March 25, 2021
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Road Gash

The female equivalent of road head. A play on the word road rash, but often involving less blood, unless that's what you're into.
I gave (insert female name here) the best road gash on the way home from the movies last night. She was swirving so much she got pulled over
by Shamadizzle September 05, 2018
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township road 212

lame street away from everything...its in the country...in marion township....behind birchaven
''township road 212''
by thee bitch October 21, 2009
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road ditch

A very large hole in the road much bigger than a pothole.
Welcome to South Carolina we're we don't have a pothole we have a road ditch.
by SweeteaTV January 09, 2023
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stump road

A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.
She could barely walk after ride down stump road!
by OateeBoatFlash November 19, 2022
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road dickin

the process where a group of males all proceed to get their dicks in their hands and masturbate whilst on a road trip.
"yo terry, you up for some road dickin?"
by jimbeanlikesitclean May 11, 2020
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Road Apple

Horse droppings found on the road, about the size of an apple. Hence the name.
Every New Year's Day, I go the Rose Parade, and enjoy watching the guys following the horses with the shovels, scooping up the road apples.
by 25Crappie April 20, 2023
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