A hereditary condition in which a person's fingers resemble that of a human penis. A person with penis fingers can be identified by large swollen fingers, usually red to purple in color. Prodtruting viens are also common resulting in severe sensitivity during erection. In more acute cases, frequent shedding of the fingernails may occur. Most diagnosed cases have occured in 30 day cycles, similiar to that of a woman's ovulation cycle. FMS, or "Finger Menstrual Syndrom" is the most frequent cause of car accidents in the United States today.
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Get the penis modemug. A secret gargantuan cock lord who reigns over all those whose penis are inferior to his in length and girth. Some say that the Penis King lives somewhere in the center of the earth which is the only place where his giant dick can be fully stretched to it's maximum strength and power.
The exact size of his penis is unkown but it is said to be atleast bigger than yo mama's ass.
The exact size of his penis is unkown but it is said to be atleast bigger than yo mama's ass.
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Get the Penis Kingmug. - Someone, typically female, with extremely loose sexual morals.
- (Female) who absentmindedly seeks out involvement with males solely for quick,sexual gratification.
- (Female) who absentmindedly seeks out involvement with males solely for quick,sexual gratification.
"That girl Viv is out back in the parking lot doing that guy she's just met. God, she is such a penis pouch."
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